At least make sure they are 18
Why
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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