theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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