Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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