eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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