Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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