I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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