Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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