did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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