What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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