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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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