There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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