A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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