Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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