Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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