If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
