I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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