I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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