when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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