I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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