Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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