if you like me you must not know who I am
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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