I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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