I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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