All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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