Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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