is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have post one night stand depression
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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