nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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