I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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