Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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