Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
