forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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