he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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