ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.