found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that