after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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