I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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