why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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