I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
