Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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