ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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