There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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