im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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