he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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