I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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