i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize