they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
wanna go halves on a baby?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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