i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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