Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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