So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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