WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
