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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
someone owes me an orgasm
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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