It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
