IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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