I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Can Purell be used as lube?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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