This dress was meant to end up on your floor
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
This is the high leading the old right now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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