First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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