Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
They have beer where we have blood.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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