Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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