I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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