All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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